If I Knew, Trust Me…
Published by Friday 3 years, 9 months ago in MiscellaneousI have been asked more than a few times lately “How on earth are you still single?”
It’s getting annoying.
If I knew, I wouldn’t be single!
I mean, I guess it’s flattering in some sense, but it’s also like, do you really want to know? Because I’d be happy to go into the whole meeting the right person at the right time, liking the wrong guys, and having the wrong guys like me thing if you want.
Grrr. Just wanted to vent.
I know exactly how you feel. That is why I have memorized a few of my favorite comebacks from the e-mail you may have seen? “Top 25 comebacks to why aren’t you married” Just Google that if you’ve never read it. Some great zingers in there.
That question has a backhanded slant to it. I doubt if I would ever say this but if someone who was a bit overweight said to me, “How are you still single?” I might have to say, “How on earth are you not skinny?” Hey I at least I didn’t call them fat!
Heh, funny. I Googled that list and it’s pretty amusing.
oh my gosh, i feel your pain. i get asked that ALL the time. i freaking HATE that question. i’m going to throw up on the next person who asks me that.